Open your bank app and send to joeytotheworld@gmail.com
Not sure how much? A good rule of thumb: whatever feels slightly uncomfortable is probably right.
Common Reasons People Pay Joey
Thanks Joey! What's This For, Exactly?
🙌 Body Work
He worked on your body. You got stretched good and he dangled you by your ankles, and now you feel better.
💡 The Session
Coaching, consulting, mindset stuff, or just a very expensive conversation that changed your life.
🐒 Monking & Monkeying
You know what you did.
💸 Tip
He went above and beyond. This is you acknowledging it.
🤫 Ransom / Bribe
No questions asked. Joey doesn't ask questions either.
😬 Extortion
Look, sometimes the truth costs money. Consider this an investment in your own silence.
All payments are final. Due to his secretive, exorbitant gambling debts, it's as good as spent anyway. But he does offer follow-up visits, so there's that!
You Did the Right Thing.
Joey appreciates it. He won't say it in a normal way, but he appreciates it. He'll probably bring it up in five years at exactly the right moment.