Ways to Pay the Joey

Venmo

@JoeyLundgreen

Pay on Venmo

Cash App

$JoeyLundgreen

PayPal

@JoeyLundgreen

Zelle

joeytotheworld@gmail.com

Open your bank app and send to joeytotheworld@gmail.com

Not sure how much? A good rule of thumb: whatever feels slightly uncomfortable is probably right.

Common Reasons People Pay Joey

Thanks Joey! What's This For, Exactly?

🙌 Body Work

He worked on your body. You got stretched good and he dangled you by your ankles, and now you feel better.

💡 The Session

Coaching, consulting, mindset stuff, or just a very expensive conversation that changed your life.

🐒 Monking & Monkeying

You know what you did.

💸 Tip

He went above and beyond. This is you acknowledging it.

🤫 Ransom / Bribe

No questions asked. Joey doesn't ask questions either.

😬 Extortion

Look, sometimes the truth costs money. Consider this an investment in your own silence.

All payments are final. Due to his secretive, exorbitant gambling debts, it's as good as spent anyway. But he does offer follow-up visits, so there's that!

You Did the Right Thing.

Joey appreciates it. He won't say it in a normal way, but he appreciates it. He'll probably bring it up in five years at exactly the right moment.

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